A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right just a sittin' got to look so good
He don't want to go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night
Well, he put thumb-tacks on teachers chair
Puts chew'n gum in li'l girl's hair
Now, junior, behave yourself
Buys every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he gets (woh!) is lost to the jukebox man
Well he worries his teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself (ow!)
Gonna tell your mama you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
You shoot the canary and you fed it to the neighbors cat
You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundramat
Well, ya momma said it's got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself